Pimp My Vibe - The Update on Upgrading Sex Toys

With sex toys capable of doing everything but making you breakfast the morning after, the cynic in me privately muses that we may be rushing headlong into a plateau of vibrator [...]

A Minor Complaint

When given the choice of entertainment between an amateur community production and a Broadway show stopper, most people would opt for the higher production values, friends in the cast notwithstanding. Perhaps it is because I am nitpicky, but the other day I saw a screenshot of Lesbian Hospital 2 (in the pages of [...]

We Did It!

Sexy people -

I’m so happy to be writing this post to tell you that we made it! Chilldils has officially raised the $500 we needed to made our hot/cold dream a reality, thanks to some wonderful and generous friends in the community. Once the campaign is “officially” over on December 15th, Kickstarter will release the [...]

Silicone + Victorian Design = Eros & Isis’ Sexy Schwag for the NYSBCP!

I ran into @erosandisis on twitter a few months ago. Once I picked my jaw up off the floor and stopped drooling, I maniacally clicked through every page of their online catalog, each more delightfully decadent than the last. While I lurve my “home” silicone companies, serious credit has to be give to people who [...]

Ceramic Dildos! (aka – if the mailman only knew what he just delivered…)

After chatting with John a few times, I mentioned the Sex Blogger Calendar Party. He wanted to help support the cause, so I’m very (very!) happy to say that there’s a FREAKIN GORGEOUS butt plug that will be gracing the raffle table, courtesy of Atraw Ceramics. What’s that? You want pictures? Well, [...]

More WTF Marketing Moves

Update 6/27/09:  WOW. I mean…wow.  With this email response (MissKissThis has affirmed it is genuine and offered to forward it to yours truly) DW just managed to cram their other foot in their mouth. Right now, to use an easily visualized parlance, they are potentially like a marketing snake that has unhinged their jaw to [...]

Marketing Sex Toys: "You're doing it right." vs "WTF?"

I’ve been blessed enough to be a part of both the sexblogger and adult product industry communities, and have seen a large number of strange and wonderful things mailed to my house in that time – not the least of which is my much-loved Foot [...]

The straight talk about non-Rx Sexual Pills and Herbal "Supplements"

When it comes to the NON prescription sexual enhancers (think things you buy at a gas station vs. a pharmacy) it kills me that I see so many pills being sold, over and over, with bright shiny packaging claiming the same thing. Better orgasms, stronger erections, bigger penises, etc etc. I get mad, mostly because I know how much money the damn things make as modern-day snake [...]

The ToyChick Compendium: A List of Sex Toy Manufacturers

Want to know all the good sex toy manufacturers? This is your [...]

Dildos and Lattes – A smutwork survival guide for the uninitiated.

Mind you, I catapulted straight from the mundane (vanilla? muggle?) world of temping at a supplemental insurance cube farm straight into figuring out a dizzying array of new ways to say “stick this in your vagina and buy lube while you’re at it”.

Here are some tips for surviving the jump from work to [...]