Reviews: Jimmyjane Contour Q Massage Stones and Afterglow Candle in Milk Chocolate

It was about two or three years ago that I noticed soy wax massage candles starting to migrate from “hippychick” earthy brands into the higher end luxury sections of the adult market. The vast majority, up until that point, had been offered in round tins with stick-on labels; while they did the trick, they didn’t [...]

Weird Sex Toys O' The Week #13 - Wang Bibs & Labia Makeup Edition

It’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these, but there are a few WTF-worthy inventions that alert readers have pointed me to. Apparently, there is a market for festooning one’s favorite (or personal) wang with all manner of attachments that either ensure the testicles don’t get dribbled on (the horror) or, much like truck nuts, announce one’s dubious taste in self-expression in [...]

Pimp My Vibe - The Update on Upgrading Sex Toys

With sex toys capable of doing everything but making you breakfast the morning after, the cynic in me privately muses that we may be rushing headlong into a plateau of vibrator [...]

A Minor Complaint

When given the choice of entertainment between an amateur community production and a Broadway show stopper, most people would opt for the higher production values, friends in the cast notwithstanding. Perhaps it is because I am nitpicky, but the other day I saw a screenshot of Lesbian Hospital 2 (in the pages of [...]

Winter hotness giveaway winners!

Hey, y’all — Epiphora here, filling in for the girl with the silicone eye. I’m here to announce the winners of the Winter hotness giveaway!

Thank you, everyone who entered! We’re very excited to be sending two Joque harnesses from Spareparts Hardwear out into the world.

I chose the winners randomly based on their harness size, and am pleased [...]

2010 is sucking so far - a Toychick update

So, those that may read and have NOT caught my sporadic updates on twitter from the hospital, my retina decided to take an unplanned vacation from it’s proper place at the back of my eye. Turns out, ignoring a small black spot in your peripheral vision over a couple of days as “probably nothing”? Yeah, not such a hot idea. Don’t do it.

Epiphora has graciously taken over the reins for the Winter Hotness giveaway, so look to her blog for updates on that front with the winners and all. Entries are now closed, natch, so if you weren’t in there already, I’m afraid you’ll have to wait for another fun contest in the future.

Chilldils are still being worked on, this eye thing just threw an ugly little wrench in my timeline, but updates will be posted soon, [...]